谢谢各位了 我英语真的很差啊 麻烦您帮我翻译一下吧 不要机翻的 太谢谢了 我都急死了 越快越好

1. 谢谢各位了 我英语真的很差啊 麻烦您帮我翻译一下吧 不要机翻的 太谢谢了 我都急死了 越快越好

故事: 很多年前, 一个爸爸和一个妈妈想休假，所以他们决定晚上去城镇。他们叫来最信任一个人来照看孩子。当保姆来的时候，他们的连个孩子已经在床上睡着了。所以保姆只是看了看孩子是否睡的好，就坐下了。                      
深夜，保姆觉得无聊就想去楼下看电视。但是她看不了，因为楼下没有电视（因为孩子的父母不希望他们的孩子看太多垃圾）。她就打电话给孩子的父母，问是否可以在他们的卧室看电视，当然孩子的父母同意了。                      
但保姆又想要最后一个请求。                      
她问是否可以用毯子或者衣服盖住那小丑雕像，因为那使她感到很害怕。                      
电话沉默了一会。                      
（此时爸爸在和保姆通话）                      
他说：带孩子离开房间……                      
我们将会叫警察……我们从来没有什么小丑雕像。                      
那小丑很可能是一个从监狱逃出来的杀人犯。                      

电话里沉默了一会儿。                      

（正在跟保姆通话的孩子的父亲）说：带上孩子们，离开房子……我们会通知警察……我们没有一个小丑雕像……                      

孩子们和保姆被小丑谋杀了。                      

结果是，小丑是一个从监狱里逃出来的杀人犯。                      

如果你不在5分钟内转发这个贴子，这个小丑在凌晨3点时将会拿着刀站在你的床前

2. 谢谢各位了 我英语真的很差啊 麻烦您帮我翻译一下吧 不要机翻的 太谢谢了 我都急死了 越快越好

China Construction Bank Corporation，the Chinese side of the joint venture of Sino-German Bausparkasse, is a large-scale joint-stock commercial bank at home and abroad with a significant impact, broad customer and market resources and competitive comprehensive strength. Germany Schweibill Bausparkasse Corporation, the other side of the joint venture of Sino-German Bausparkasse, is the largest and most successful Bausparkasse among European professional housing savings banks, the joint venture banks in other European countries all ranking tops in corresponding housing finance markets. Sino-German Bausparkasse will initially conduct business in Tianjin, and then gradually advance to the National.
自己译的，希望能帮到你。

3. 谢谢各位了 我英语真的很差啊 麻烦您帮我翻译一下吧 不要机翻的 太谢谢了 我都急死了 越快越好

Sino-german joint venture the Chinese side of the housing savings bank of China construction bank Co., LTD, is both at home and abroad and has great influence, have a wide range of customers and the market resources, the synthesis competitive strength of the large joint-stock commercial bank. Sino-german housing savings bank's joint venture the foreign party is Germany ShiWei jorge than housing savings bank shares company, is Europe's largest and most successful housing savings professional bank, its in other European equity joint venture Banks are in the country of the housing finance market because of the lead. Sino-german housing savings bank in tianjin business early, and then gradually to the national push forward.
Sino-german housing savings bank of the birth of the condensing sino-german two governments, sino-german both top leader shareholders effort and expectations. Introducing the meaning and purpose of the ordinary economic projects is different, its embodies the two governments in the national economy and the social security system between fields of cooperation, and help our government advocated "the building of a harmonious society" targets. And this is because housing savings bank of China specializes in business-housing savings the characteristics of the product of the decision.

4. 谢谢各位了 我英语真的很差啊 麻烦您帮我翻译一下吧 不要机翻的 太谢谢了 我都急死了 越快越好

住房储蓄是客户为了获得住房消费贷款而进行的有目的、有计划的专项储蓄。住房储蓄贷款较低的利率是住房储蓄客户和中德住房储蓄银行签订合同的时候确定下来的，不受资本市场利率波动的影响。若已经签订住房储蓄合同的客户在达到配贷条件前有提前购房的计划，可在符合中德住房储蓄银行当时预先贷款政策的情况下使用住房储蓄预先贷款，满足提前融资的需求。

Housing savings is customer in order to obtain the housing consumption loan with purpose, and planned special savings. Housing savings loan lower interest rates is the housing savings customers and sino-german housing savings bank when signing a contract comes down certainly, not affected by the capital market interest rate fluctuations. If had been signed the deposit contract customers in housing loan conditions to match before buying plans in advance, can be in accord with sino-german housing savings bank at the time the loan of policy in advance to use housing loan savings in advance, meet the demand of financing in advance.

5. 麻烦您帮我翻译一下吧 不要机翻的 太谢谢了 我都急死了 越快越好 谢谢各位了 我英语真的很差啊

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Sino-german housing savings bank is the present domestic only one can get government bonus bank, tianjin government each year in housing savers in sino-german deposit according to at the rate of 1.5% per annum from government encouragement to interest duty. Housing savings as a brand new personal housing financing, once introduced in tianjin, immediately to its low fixed mortgage rates got tianjin people's favor, the minimum loan interest rate is only 3.3%, and constant interest rates unchanged. Bank of China from European advanced housing savings concept, in Germany ShiWei jorge housing savings bank has more than 80 year long history, is Europe's largest housing savings bank, Germany 50% of housing financing from housing savings. Sino-german housing savings bank wholeheartedly committed to tianjin people's

6. 谢谢各位了 我英语真的很差啊 麻烦您帮我翻译一下吧 不要机翻的 太谢谢了 我都急死了 越快越好

Phone sales, we usually and customer such communication: hello, I am here is sino-german housing savings bank, disturb you, now we bank launched for tianjin earns 3.3% fixed low-interest mortgages, want to know what you have to buy a house in the future? If the answer is to buy a house, and I will continue to ask, such as time to buy a house, the house price, is there any accumulation fund, can bear for the month is much.

7. 麻烦您帮我翻译一下吧 不要机翻的 太谢谢了 我都急死了 越快越好 谢谢各位了 我英语真的很差啊

A Replacement Loan Optimal Plan called “Interest-saved Loan”, with the interest of 3.3%, ever was placed before me. But I didn’t take the chance. I feel regretful after it was raised. There is no anything more painful than this in the whole world. If there is a second chance, I will buy the Plan without any hesitation. If an upper limit must be attached to the amount, I hope it is No Limit.
只有第一段，不好意思，我要上班了，没时间再帮你译下面的了。

8. 谢谢各位了 我英语真的很差啊 麻烦您帮我翻译一下吧 不要机翻的 太谢谢了 我都急死了 越快越好

Building savings is for customers to access to housing loans, to purposeful and planned special savings. Building savings loan low interest rate from housing savings and housing savings banks in China and Germany signed a contract by the customer when settled, not under the influence of capital market interest rate volatility.
If customer reach and distribution of the building savings contract signed before the loan conditions have plans to purchase in advance, may, subject to German Home savings bank in advance loan policy at that time, the building savings loan in advance is used to meet financing needs in advance.打字真的很累。给点分吧。最好给最佳~~谢谢咯。。