20则超短的英语小短文？

1. 20则超短的英语小短文？

1.A dumb boy
           A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer…，“This is the dumbest kid in the world.Watch while I prove it to you.”The barber puts a dpllar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,then calls the boy over and asks,“Which do you want,son?”The boy takes the quarters and leaves.“What did I tell you?”said the barber.“That kid never learns!”Later, when the customer leaves,he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.“Hey,son! May I ask you a question?Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”The boy  licked his cone and replied,“Because the day I take the dollar,the game's over!”
2.Today Mailehaoduo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. ``
3.A Mistake ：An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened." 
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene. 
"Where are the others?" asked a medic. 
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay." 
4.Pig or Witch 
       A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

2. 真的很急，要5个英语小短文，越短越好20-30词

1.Let's go shopping!                                
Today it's saturday,why not go  shopping?
I like shopping .I really think hang out for free time is good. Sometimes it's just interesting to see people .  And now i need some thing to buy for my family. Oh, i see the sun is shiny,let's go  shopping! 

2.My art teacher
My art teacher impresses us a lot more than we impress him. His name is a young and humorous guy. One day,he said to me: “this picture you drew makes me think of my childhood. When I was your age, I drew somthing like this, but your drawing is better than me, come on you genius！”My art teacher is a such nice guy！ 

3.Happy family
I live very happily today! In the morning, it is very fine! Then I climb the mountain with family, the air on the mountain is very fresh, the flowers plants and trees on the mountain all seem extremely beautiful. Coming back home in the evening, family and I sat and watched TV together, we are returning and eating the fruit while chatting, the whole family is happy and harmonious! 

4.Why should we study English
If you want to ask me why we should study English, my answer will be simple and clear. Now let me enumerate the reasons one by one in the following.In the first place, English has become an intern
ational language. If you know English, you van make a trip round the world without being misunderstood.In the second place, most valuable books, newspapers and magazines are written in English. If you wish (hope) to get knowledge, you must learn English.

5.Books
  As is well known, books teach us to learn life, truth, science and many other useful things. They increase our knowledge, broaden our minds and strengthen our character. In other words, they are our good teachers and wise friends. This is the reason why our parents always encourage us to read more books.
  Reading is a good thing, but we must pay GREat attention to the choice of books. It is true that we can derive benefits from good books. However, bad books will do us more harm than good.

3. 英语超小短文

Mr.James Scott has a garage in Silbury and now he has just bought another garage in Pinhurst.
        詹姆斯.斯科特先生在锡尔伯里有一个汽车修理部，现在他刚在平赫斯特买了另一个汽车修理部。
48. Pinhurst is only five miles from Silbury,
        平赫特离锡尔伯里只有5英里，
49. but Mr. Scott cannot get a telephone for his new garage,
        但詹姆斯.斯科特先生未能为他新的汽车修理部搞到一部电话机，
50. so he has just bought twelve pigeons.
        所以他买了只鸽子。
51. Yesterday, a pigeon carried the first message from Pinhurst to Silbury.
        昨天，一只鸽子把第一封信从平赫特带到锡尔伯里。
52. The bird covered the distance in three minutes.
        这只鸟只用了3分钟就飞完了全程。
53. Up to now, Mr.Scott has sent a great many requests for spare parts and other urgent messages from one garage to the other.
        到目前为止，斯科特先生从一个汽车修理部向另一个发送了大量索取备件的信件和其他紧急函件。
54. In this way, he has begun his own private 'telephone' service.
        就这样，他开始自己的私人“电话”业务。


  I have just moved to a house in Bridge Street.
        我刚刚搬进了大桥街的一所房子。
56. Yesterday a beggar knocked at my door.
        昨天一个乞丐来敲我的门，
57. He asked me for a meal and a glass of beer.
        问我要一顿饭和一杯啤酒。
58. In return for this, the beggar stood on his head and sang songs.
        作为回报，那乞丐头顶地倒立起来，嘴里还唱着歌。
59. I gave him a meal.
        我给了他一顿饭。
60. He ate the food and drank the beer.
        他把食物吃完，又喝了酒。
61. Then he put a piece of cheese in his pocket and went away.
        然后把一块乳酪装进衣袋里走了。
62. Later a neighbour told me about him.
        后来，一位邻居告诉了我他的情况。
63. Everybody knows him.
        大家都认识他，
64. His name is Percy Buttons.
        他叫珀西.巴顿斯。
65. He calls at every house in the street once a month and always asks for a meal and a glass of beer.
        他每月对这条街上的每户人家光顾一次，总是请求给他一顿饭和一杯啤酒。

4. 短小的英语文章

　　英语作为一门国际通用语,在21世纪已经向着多元化、多功能化的方向发展。下面就是我给大家整理的短小的英语  文章  ，希望大家喜欢。
   
      
       　　短小的英语文章：The art of living   
    　　What is it like to be old in the United States? What will our own lives be like when we are old? Americans find it difficult to think about old age until they are propelled into the midst of it by their own aging and that of relatives and friends. Aging is the neglected stepchild of the human life cycle. Though we have begun to examine the socially taboo subjects of dying and death, we have leaped over that long period of time preceding death known as old age. In truth, it is easier to manage the problems of death than the problem of living as an old person. Death is a dramatic, one-time crisis while old age is a day-by-day and year-by-year confrontation with powerful external forces, a bittersweet coming to terms with one's own personality and one's life.
   
    　　Old age is neither inherently miserable nor inherently sublime-like every stage of life it has problems, joys, fears and potentials. The process of aging and eventual death must ultimately be accepted as the natural progression of the life cycle, the old completing their prescribed life spans and making way for the young. Much that is unique in old age in fact derives from the reality of aging and the imminence of death. The old must clarify and find use for what they have attained in a lifetime of learning and adapting they must conserve strength and resources where necessary and adjust creatively to those changes and losses that occur as part of the aging experience. The elderly have the potential for qualities of human reflection and observation which can only come from having lived an entire life span. There is a lifetime accumulation of personality and experience which is available to be used and enjoyed.
   
    　　But what are an individual's chances for a "good" old age in America, with satisfying final years and a dignified death? Unfortunately , none too good. For many elderly Americans old age is a tragedy, a period of quiet despair, deprivation , desolation and muted rage. This can be a consequence of the kind of life a person has led in younger years and the problems in his or her relationships with others. There are also inevitable personal and physical losses to be sustained, some of which can become overwhelming and unbearable. All of this is the individual factor, the existential element. But old age is frequently a tragedy even when the early years have been fulfilling and people seemingly have everything going for them. Herein lies what I consider to be the genuine tragedy of old age in America -- we have shaped a society which is extremely harsh to live in when one is old. The tragedy of old age is not the fact that each of us must grow old and die but that the process of doing so has been made unnecessarily and at times excruciatingly painful, humiliating, debilitating and isolating through insensitivity, ignorance and poverty. The potentials for satisfactions and even triumphs in late life are real and vastly under explored. For the most part the elderly struggle to exist in an inhospitable world.
       　　短小的英语文章：The lowest animal   
    　　Man is the only animal that robs his helpless fellow of his country-takes possession of it and drives him out of it or destroys him. Man has done this in all the ages. There is not an acre of ground on the globe that is in possession of its rightful owner, or that has not been taken away from owner after owner, cycle after cycle, by force and bloodshed.
   
    　　Man is the only Slave. And he is the only animal who enslaves. He has always been a slave in one form or another, and has always held other slaves in bondage under him in one way or another. In our day he is always some man's slave for wages, and does the man's work; and this slave has other slaves under him for minor wages, and they do his work. The higher animals are the only ones who exclusively do their own work and provide their own living.
   
    　　Man is the only Patriot. He sets himself apart in his own country, under his own flag, and sneers at the other nations, and keeps multitudinous uniformed assassins on hand at heavy expense to grab slices of other people's countries, and keep them from grabbing slices of his. And in the intervals between campaigns he washes the blood off his hands and works for "the universal brotherhood of man"-with his mouth.
   
    　　Man is the Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion-several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself, and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven. He was at it in the time of Caesars, he was at it in Mahomet's time, he was at it in the time of the Inquisition, he was at it in France a couple of centuries, he was at it in England in Mary's day, he has been at it ever since he first saw the light, he is at it today in Crete-as per the telegrams quoted above*-he will be at it somewhere else tomorrow. The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out, in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste.
   
    　　Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal. Note his history, as sketched above. It seems plain to me that whatever he is he is not a reasoning animal. His record is the fantastic record of a maniac. I consider that the strongest count against his intelligence is the fact that with that record back of him he blandly sets himself up as the head animal of the lot: whereas by his own standards he is the bottom one.
   
    　　In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple things which the other animals easily learn, he is incapable of learning. Among my experiments was this. In an hour I taught a cat and a dog to be friends. I put them in a cage. In another hour I taught them to be friends with a rabbit. In the course of two days I was able to add a fox, a goose, a squirrel and some doves. Finally a monkey. They lived together in peace; even affectionately.
       　　短小的英语文章：Living a solitary life   
    　　The other day an acquaintance of mine, a gregarious and charming man, told me he had found himself unexpectedly alone in New York for an hour or two between appointments. He went to the Whitney and spent the "empty" time looking at things in solitary bliss. For him it proved to be a shock nearly as great as falling in love to discover that he could enjoy himself so much alone.
   
    　　What had he been afraid of, I asked myself? That, suddenly alone, he would discover that he bored himself, or that there was, quite simply, no self there to meet? But having taken the plunge, he is now on the brink of adventure; he is about to be launched into his own inner space to the astronaut. His every perception will come to him with a new freshness and, for a time, seem startlingly original.
   
    　　For anyone who can see things for himself with a naked eye becomes, for a moment or two, something of a genius. With another human being present vision becomes double vision, inevitably. We are busy wondering, what does my companion see or think of this, and what do I think of it? The original impact gets lost, or diffused.
   
    　　"Music I heard with you was more than music." Exactly. And therefore music itself can only be heard alone. Solitude is the salt of personhood. It brings out the authentic flavor of every experience.
   
    　　"Alone one is never lonely: the spirit adventures, walking in a quiet garden, in a cool house, abiding single there."
   
    　　Loneliness is most acutely felt with other people, for with others,even with a lover sometimes, we suffer from our differences of taste, temperament,mood. Human intercourse often demands that we soften the edge of perception, or withdraw at the very instant of personal truth for fear of hurting, or of being inappropriately present, which is to say naked, in a social situation. Alone we can afford to be wholly whatever we are, and to feel whatever we feel absolutely. That is a great luxury!
   
    　　For me the most interesting thing about a solitary life, and mine has been that for the last twenty years, is that it becomes increasingly rewarding. When I can wake up and watch the sun rise over the ocean, as I do most days, and know that I have an entire day ahead, uninterrupted, in which to write a few pages, take a walk with my dog, lie down in the afternoon for a long think (why does one think better in a horizontal position?), read and listen to music, I am flooded with happiness.
   
    　　I'm lonely only when I am overtired, when I have worked too long without a break, when from the time being I feel empty and need filling up. And I am lonely sometimes when I come back home after a lecture trip, when I have seen a lot of people and talked a lot, and am full to the brim with experience that needs to be sorted out.
   
    　　Then for a little while the house feels huge and empty, and I wonder where my self is hiding. It has to be recaptured slowly by watering the plants and perhaps,by looking again at each one as though it were a person.
   
    　　It takes a while, as I watch the surf blowing up in fountains at the end of the field, but the moment comes when the world falls away, and the self emerges again from the deep unconscious, bringing back all I have recently experienced to be explored and slowly understood, when I can converse again with my hidden powers, and so grow, and so be renewed, till death do us part.

5. 超短的英语小短文 三个

6. 谁有短短的英语小文章？

Hello! My Chinese name is Hong Shuyue. You can call me Susan. I’m thirteen years old. I’m in Class 2 Grade 6.  I have many friends. But, my favorite friend is Chen Ying. We are in the same class. But she’s fourteen years old. She’s very smart. She likes reading books, listening to the music and playing compute games. She is good at running. She has long hair, two big eyes. She is very tall and thin. Her favorite animal is dog. Because it’s very lovely and friendly . She always plays games with it at home. She is very busy. She has three classes in the weekends.  She is very lovely and beautiful. We also help each other and play together.  Do you know my favorite friend now?

7. 急求一篇英语短文，要很短的文章。

My holiday 我的假期

Summer holiday has already come. How happy am I! The favorite thing I wanna do is traveling. I joined an outdoor club and went to the seaside in Zhejiang province with other members. On July 20, we started our journey at 21:00 in the evenin

Summer holiday has already come. How happy am I!

The favorite thing I wanna do is traveling. I joined an outdoor club and went to the seaside in Zhejiang province with other members. On July 20, we started our journey at 21:00 in the evening. I was so sleepy that I fell asleep in the bus.

Suddenly someone was pushing me. I opened my eyes and a beautiful sea was right there. What a beautiful place! We swam in the sea and played beach volleyball. The wind, the sunshine, the blue sky and the happy boys and girls formed a wonderful picture! At noon, we cooked seafood like crabs, shrimps, seashells and so on. They are all so delicious.

My mouth is now watering again. I will never forget such interesting expirence.

8. 5篇英语小短文

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times." 在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!    四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!" New year is coming. Spring festival is the most important festival in China. Besides celebrating it, I'd like to make some new year resolutions. First, I need to improve my English in 2009, especially to practice speaking. Maybe I can ask my English teacher to help with my oral English. 
Also, I want to work hard at computer science. Because I am interestd in computer. And if I want to be a computer programmer in the future, I need to devote more time on it. 
In the end, I will do more exercise this new year to keep healthy. I like basketball very much, so I can play basketball with my friends to become healthier.

新的一年即将到来。春节是最重要的节日中。除了庆祝它，我想提出一些新的一年的决议。首先，我在2009年需要提高我的英语水平，特别是对口语。也许我可以问我的英语老师来帮助我的英语口语。 
另外，我要努力学习计算机科学。因为我计算机感兴趣。如果我想成为一名电脑程序员的未来，我需要花更多的时间了。 
最后，我会做更多的行使这一新的一年里保持健康。我喜欢篮球非常，所以我可以和我的朋友打篮球，使自己更加健康。 
Second language 
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. 

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life. 

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?" 

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。 

母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。 

母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。” My family 
I love my family, because I have a happy family. 
My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What’s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you’re right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents! 
On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home. 
I love my family. Because I’m very happy to live with my parents together! 
我的家庭 
我爱我的家庭,因为我有一个快乐的家庭. 
我的爸爸是一名英语教师,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38岁.他非常喜欢打篮球.我的妈妈是赶什么呢?她是一名教师吗?是的.你说对了!我的妈妈是一个很亲切、友善的人,她今年37岁.我妈妈总是勤劳的干活.我爱我的父母. 
在星期六和星期天里,我经常去图书馆和弹钢琴.我爸爸去打篮球.有时侯,我们都在家看电视和听音乐. 
我爱我家.因为我和爸爸妈妈一起生活得很开心!